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tobacconist 

A dealer and specialist in tobacco and smoking supplies. Not the dude that works at Exxon.
"Hey man, I need to pick up the finest cigars I can find. Any suggestions?"
"Of course, go to the tobacconists at the Tobacco Alley on 21st."
tobacconist by Homanie May 4, 2006

tobaccattack 

An urge or yearning to smoke.
"I got the tobaccattack, motherfucker."
tobaccattack by lotus.tear December 10, 2008

Wackitus Tobaccitus 

"Using binomial nomenclature, the technical term is Wackitus Tobaccitus"

Tobaccanist's Quarter

27, especially 27 cigars. Similar to a "Baker's Dozen." Often, boxes of cigars contain 27.
I bought a box of cigars and got a Tobaccanist's Quarter!

Tobackstanding

Someone who is reeeet.
Adrian is tobackstanding.
Tobackstanding by P0LaRo1d September 2, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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