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Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018
Related Words
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Slurred speech for "sick cunt".
This is someone who is a badass and well respected for this purpose.
Did you see him pop that fob? HaHa what a sikkunt!!!
Sikkunt by Dave April 29, 2003

Siouxsie Sioux 

Siouxsie and the Banshees had been the among the experimental pioneers of all Goth, but of course, you can't find that same innovative talent and attitude today.

Siouxsie Sioux, despite her trademark provocative look, is one of the classiest ladies in rock. And easily the SEXIEST voice in Punk.
Siouxsie Sioux by R'Amen May 2, 2011
Sekou is a great friend, boyfriend, and all around person. He has a great "girlfriend", and life. Sekou has great looks which makes all the ladys want him. He is loyal to everyone especially his "girlfriend". Sekou is very athletic and is good at practically every sport. Sekou has a great sense of humor.
Boy: Wow I wish I was like Sekou
Girl: I wish I was with Sekou
Sekou by California2002 November 5, 2019

siouxmayzjah

a bearded indian deity that is often a symbol for math competitions
That guy over there might be a siouxmayzjah; we should go offer homage.
siouxmayzjah by HappyBubbet October 24, 2011

Sioux Valley Caesar 

alcoholic beverage native to Manitoba Canada, consists of the beer of your choice (Bud Lite for example) and Clamato juice. Great beverage on a hot summer day, or for the "hair of the dog" beverage to cure a hangover...
Hey Jimmy wanna get together after work and slam back a few Sioux Valley Caesars?