Sweech 

The COOLEST way of saying the word "sweet."

Friend 1: yo, yo, yo! My Unco told me he had some troubo taking care of my bunny Foo-Foo!
Friend 2: Haha, SWEECH. I hate your Unco.

Sweech by Daninger Chil April 23, 2005

Sweesh

When you complete a seemingly impossible task with absolute perfection.

I can't believe I did that on the first try! Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!

Sweesh by double_cheese_cronen_burger January 21, 2022

smeechy 

It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!

I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!

smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

Sleeching 

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

greatest speech ever 

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.

The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

greatest speech ever by jodertu November 21, 2010

Winger speech 

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

Winger speech by yourboybd December 30, 2018