Claussen

To take advantage of a dumber person, possibly sexually. The person targeted would be slower and give consent quickly.

Damn dude did you claussen her??
Ha.. dude you should def claussen tf out of that B.. She look like she got an IQ of 45.

Claussen by Urstin September 17, 2017

Claussen’s maneuver 

Claussen’s manuever is a move of northern european origin, used as a marker word for when a person in a professional environment such as work has a boyfriend, husband or wife, and someone is trying to get with the person in question.

«Damn. She is so pretty. But I heard she has a boyfriend. Ill have to do a Claussen’s Maneuver to get her in bed.»

Claussen’s maneuver by Speedy Gonzales 69 April 5, 2024

Clausen 

the act of doing something stupid/irresponsible/morally wrong, while drunk

"Man, Carl sure pulled a Clausen last night by fucking that fat bitch!"

Clausen by ChristHimself August 6, 2007

classendary 

Classendary is an adjective reserved to describe the most awesome, aweinspiring and fantastic things in every day life. The word classendary is derived from the English words, "classic" and "legendary" to form one word that sum up a feel of total euphoria and happiness in a moment.

Things that can be described as "classendary" include:
- Daniel Ferg
- Hitching a lift home with an Irish guy from a party the night before
- Trains
- Watching a person get harveyed
- An unusually comical event
- The name Dave

Somthing that is classendary usually lives for ever in the memories of those who christen it as classendary. Classendary is the highest rating of the Joss-o-meter.

Dave - "Do you remember that time when we clapped in Harvey's mum while singing, "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more?"

Me - "Yeah, it was classendary."

classendary by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006

Tristan Clausen 

A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.

Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too

random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=

Tristan Clausen by luhventi July 15, 2023

Classenster 

A Great, kind and loyal friend. usually with the last name, "Classen"

Hey Guys, "Ya Gotta Love the Classenster"

"Hey man, where did you get those cool shades?"
"I thought I told you, The Classenster bought them for me"

Classenster by The Rster April 15, 2008

jimmy clausen 

best ND QB since Ron Pawlus.
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'

"Hey, is that Ron Pawlus? oh, never mind it's just Rick Mirer or is that Jimmy Clausen. They all eventually look the same"

jimmy clausen by M. LoVecchio November 8, 2008