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crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

Crofters The Musical 

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

choofter 

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.
Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.
choofter by linanesy September 7, 2016

Choofter 

Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner
Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.
Choofter by Bongchimp September 22, 2016

Croofers 

Let’s go hutin croofers later.
Croofers by Noleoh May 22, 2019