masscullar

When your muscles have a mass of their own.

Danm dude, you're so masscullar it's making my cocksix horny.

by Masscular June 14, 2017

mascular

masculine + muscular.

That gay guy thinks he's mascular because he hits the gym hard, but have you heard him talk? Queen!

My, those dykes were scary mascular.

by sponty September 29, 2010

mascularf

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010

Mascular

A form of size that involves not only being overly masculine but showing an increased muscle size with an overlying layer of pudgy adipose tissue.

When I was a kid I was mascular, the girls loved it!

by Stevil4321 November 15, 2012

mascularity

an over-the-top macho attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously, poking fun at manly pursuits in a humorous way

The word is a multiple portmanteau combining masculinity, muscularity and hilarity, coined in the Isaiah Mustafa viral ad campaign for Old Spice, July 12-15 2010.

"Unfortunately most people aren't pain-deflective pillars of strength and wisdom and mascularity."

Like the Man Show, most Super Bowl commercials are exercises in mascularity.

by filidhe July 15, 2010

mascular

a gay male; not a gay female, a gay male

that guy is mascular

by yuhi March 4, 2011

mascular

a combination of masculine and muscular

look how mascular i am
look at william, he’s so mascular

by scaroline January 18, 2022