Smother Mother 

1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.

Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.

Smother Mother by Bayareaboy17 June 1, 2017

smother mother 

When a guys mother is over protective, won't let him date but he still does so she gives hell to the girl

Urggg, Clay's mom is such a smother mother! She took his keys cause she knew he was coming to see me!

smother mother by Connie d February 21, 2015

smother's mother 

A over-bearing and over-loving mother whose pressure feels like a pillow over the face i.e. smothering you

Tommy: The mothering thing, okay. You’re smothering him with the moth- you’re a smother's mother . That’s what you are. You, you know what I mean? It’s like a pillow, a love pillow that you’re holding over the kid. He can’t breathe.

smother's mother by shobobo July 14, 2010

Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.

Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...

Your mother's mother's face by Antony Johnston April 7, 2006

kuzka's mother

"to show Kuzka's mother to someone"

"to teach someone a lesson, to punish someone in a brutal way".

The closest English equivalent is "to make it hot for someone" or "to make target's life hell."

Student 1: "man screw this class. i hate this professor"
Murbaticus: "I will show you Kuzka's mother!"
Student 2: "oh Scheiße! stoff is going down!"

kuzka's mother by Bigger Jigger November 6, 2013

Noah's Mother 

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

Noah's Mother by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016

Dangerloadmen's Mother

everyones sloppy seconds

"I'm currently doing Dangerloadmen's Mother!!"

"That's not a very hard achievement.."

Dangerloadmen's Mother by Currently doing dangers mother February 16, 2022