Sexy man-eating hunk of female sexy gorgeousness. Her best friend hannah also is a sexy man-eating hunk of female sexy gorgeousness. They are often found together smoking lots of green and acting like happy elves. Hannahs boyfriend john has many long hours suffering hannah and lozi's happy rainbow play times and has to put up with both of them giggling and massaging each other. Do not approach when stoned as they will probably want to see all your weird moles and brightly coloured objects.
Lozi: Hannah what is the meaning of life god creation aliens jesus cheese banana gods friend bob and grasshoppers.
Hannah: well lozi ..... lets have a spliff...
(Five minutes later)
Hannah: Well lozi does that answer your question.....???
Lozi: well hannah....lets have a spliff
Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.
Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.