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pretzing 

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009
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The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.
You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?

Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!

You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
Pezzing by McBumbersnazzle July 11, 2021

preezing 

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you
“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”
preezing by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

perezzing 

As is perusing the gossip blogs, specifically Perez Hilton.
I am perezzing the better D-Listed blog, of which is updated more quickly than Perez Hilton with original, and not just bitchy-commentary.
perezzing by Perezsuxandblows June 26, 2008
I’m pezzing!!!
>Verb< to Pez,

The act of placing a Pez Candy into a woman's vagina and then retrieving the item with your tongue for stimulating pleasure as well as a tasty snack.
Brandon: Guess what I did last night.
Jackson: Whu man,
Brandon: Got some Pez man, and I went at it, HAHA! Put six in there got em all out with my tongue dog!
Jackson: Say WHA!?

Brandon: Hell yeah! I was like baby we are gonna do this and she was like, Alright, and yup, we did it.
Jackson: Badass.
Brandon: Yup, I was Pezzing all night long brah.
Jackson: Ima see if my girl will let me Pez.

(Next Day(

Jackson: Guess what I did last night.

Brandon: NO WAY!
Austin: NO WAY!
Jackson: Yup
Pezzing by Bhr0kin May 15, 2011