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cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.
cum stalagtite by Count Blackula January 21, 2004
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stoolagmite 

Mountain of poop rising above the surface of the blue chemical liquid in a porta-potty.
After a long outdoor concert, you must be careful when using the porta-potty because you may sit down and make contact with a stoolagmite.
stoolagmite by Shreadvector April 20, 2018

stalagtite 

Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.
Annie is my stalagtite
stalagtite by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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