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Oh my cow! 

A phrase originally generated by the only, Anais B, and her friend Natalie M who accidentally said "Oh my cow!" as an excited statement accidentally mixing "Holy Cow!" and "Oh my God!"
Oh my cow! That shirt's so cool!

oh my cow 

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.
oh my cow by Meghan Scarborough April 19, 2008

momo my moomoo cow 

the coolest moomoo cow you’ll ever meet. they got that drip drip💪🏼 you can use this when you see someone who is super cool and reminds you of a cow, because cows are adorable.
Look, it’s my favourite cutie pie, momo my moomoo cow!

Cow in my stomach 

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.
Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!
Cow in my stomach by RuffBudda January 25, 2022

suck my cows 

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner
"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".
"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."
My Cows Can Fly by MyCowsCanFly February 8, 2007