poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

poop shoot by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

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Poop Shoot

The art of climbing onto a domestic roof and defecating into the chimney making sure that every drop goes into the fireplace or stuck in the flu. Made famous by yours truly.

After the neighbors kid kicked my dog I climbed their roof and performed a Poop Shoot. That was 2 weeks ago, they're probably still trying to figure out the smell in their living room.

Poop Shoot by Sgt. Shadows January 22, 2009