pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

pistachio 

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.

"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"

pistachio by rtac April 29, 2008

Pistachio 

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

Pistachio by ninjacow October 31, 2010

Pistachio 

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack.
Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

Pistachio by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011

Pistachio 

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache?

Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

Pistachio by PMonee May 6, 2016

Pistachio 

An Ugly Bitch

Dude this girl in my 3rd Period, Devon Gelista, is such a Pistachio

Pistachio by Grunt-Ahuah Bros. April 7, 2011

pistachio 

A woman of loose moral character.
Further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

Coming from the Ludacris line "I was with some nasty ho's eatin' pistachios."

"Alright, you can have the room tonight, I'll sleep in the lounge. Just make sure that this pistachio doesn't touch any of my stuff."

pistachio by PH Loom June 21, 2007