catholicsex 

when you screw a chick without usaing ANY birth-control. The whole month waiting for her period, you wish you never did it in the first place.

juan was catholicsex about going out with maria

catholicsex by www.tubby-bitch.com April 24, 2003

C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

C & E Catholics by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

catholicked 

Definition 1: A student who received corporal punishment at parochial school via a monster-sized paddle that was kept in the principals office.

Definition 2: Oral technique that parochial school cheerleaders used on every boy they came in contact with.

I know of many people who were Catholicked during my 12 years in parochial school.

catholicked by Loxi July 19, 2009

woodwork catholics 

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.

We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.

woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009

holiday catholics 

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.

the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.

holiday catholics by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008

Catholicsthenics

Gynmastic exercises done by Catholics during Mass:
* Sit
* Stand
* Kneel
* Stand
* Genuflect
* Sit
etc.

I have to take a nap after visiting a Catholic church, cuz I'm so worn out from all the Catholicsthenics!

Catholicsthenics by huntersbounty October 6, 2008

Catholicentric 

Cath*ol*i*cent*ric
adj
1.Relating to, measured from, or with respect to the Catholic Church and it's teachings.
2.Having the Catholic faith as a center.

John is Catholicentric in his views regarding the rights of workers to a just wage, and the right to life of all people from conception to natural death.

Catholicentric by pyrosapien June 11, 2006