Board Face 

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.

Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.

Board Face by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016

face beard 

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard

"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"

face beard by Miz Michael February 4, 2018

beardface 

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.

It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!

beardface by damn you all! April 2, 2010

beardface 

a man with a beard on his face.

Jacqui: HOLY SHIT! It's a beardface!

Nat: Woah, indeed it is. You should snog that beardface.

beardface by mofee December 19, 2009