Mandalise

A combination of vandalise and manhandle.

Mandalise that chicken.

Mandalise by breakBread101 November 18, 2016

Green Manalishi 

A Song By Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
Detailing A Trip He Had

Green Manalishi Itself Is A Reference To Money
But Can Be Used As An Umbrella Term For Any Soul Stealing Item Or Person.

'Cause Your The Green Manalishi With The Two Pronged Crown.

All My Tryin Is Up All Your Bringin' Is Down

Green Manalishi by A68WInASandDune October 12, 2009

Manyaise 

noun;

1) A hand-churned greasy gob of man condiment, usually applied to a vertical cheeseburger.

2) A quantity of semen.

Dena was giving Steve a handy in the parking lot, but he accidently shot his manyaise in her hair.

Manyaise by apaterso May 1, 2009

mandarie 

romananian term for pee used by a faimous person on internet "Nicusor de la Braila"

"Diarie , mandarie " - Shit , pee

mandarie by geoak47 January 6, 2012

Magdaline 

1. Unique; Awesome; Beautiful; Stubborn with a cause.
2. Spiritual; Aware; Loyal; Faithful.
3. Fun-loving; Devouted.
4. One of God's Chosen.

When Magdaline walks into the room everyone looks in awe to see her radiance spilling out as if the sun had just risen.

Magdaline by 777us February 4, 2010

Mandalism 

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.

Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.

Mandalism by wowlookoverthere September 20, 2016

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013