a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.
The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.