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When a man ejaculates onto his own face, As if giving himself a stranger. Causes much embarassment, And disgust.
Dude Im gonna recum if I dont stop wanking off!
Recum by Julio The Slayer XII January 19, 2005
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rectumobile 

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.
"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."
rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

Rectum reboot 

To have a second helping of anal sex.
That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!
Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

rectumcilliation 

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.
Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

Rent-a-rectum

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!
Rent-a-rectum by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

recugender 

Some cisgender shit where they refuse “cis” as a label
I’m not cis, I’m RECUGENDER” said the broflake