Ronald McDonald 

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

Ronald McDonald by anonymous November 22, 2004

ronald mcdonald 

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

ronald mcdonald by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Ronald McDonald 

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

Ronald McDonald by Andrew B July 27, 2006

Ronald McDonald 

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald by the truth January 18, 2005

ronald mcdonald 

The center of all evil.

ronald mcdonald by Poopsy July 8, 2003

Ronald McDonald 

A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.

I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten

Ronald McDonald by Tatanka September 11, 2003

ronald mcdonald 

a guy with a fat booty who watches shrek all day. and he also kills innocent children while they are getting fat off of chicken nuggets

ronald mcdonald is a yee

ronald mcdonald by u good bro? May 14, 2019