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Yander
An old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women vigorously giving themselves splinters. However, they are microwave and dish washer safe, a yander is well renowned for being the age old version and origin of female masturbation.
Greek man 1: "I bet your great great great great grandma used her yander all the time!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
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Yander
A guy that is very athletic. It means “God of the people”.He usually is tall, strong and very careful for his friends, girlfriends and family. The person is smart, cute, loving and attractive. He is also very independant and can make very good friends. He is the dream of every girl.
Girl1: I wish I had a boyfriend like Yander.
Girl2: Don’t worry you’ll get an amazing person like yander.
Girl2: Don’t worry you’ll get an amazing person like yander.
Yander
A multidimensional being, saviour of the all, matrix hacker, bonded with the feminine life force energy light of paradise
Yander by Gxjskwbrnfkekwirhtbenekowidfb March 23, 2020
Yander-Friend
A person who’s eager to murder someone or something, yes, literally an object, or someone that hurt their best friend
“This is my Yander-Friend - …. You’ll get what it means if you hurt me 😄”
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙...
*word not made by me, it was by my friend.”
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙...
*word not made by me, it was by my friend.”
Yander-Friend by Sketch(y) July 11, 2021
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tizz yander by Dj yander April 22, 2024
Yandelled
1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement
Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? I think you just yandelled me.