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wristlock 

When your wrist cramps after playing guitar or bass guitar for a long time becoming almost functionally useless. Typically occurs after playing fast (up tempo) music, such as death metal or thrash.
Drummer Dude: What happened to you during that last solo? You cut out.
Lead Guitar Man: The arpeggios killed me. I got wristlock and had to stop.

WARNING: Always warm up before playing!
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Flying Wristlock 

Pretending to attempt a judo throw on your training partner, only to unleash a surprise handjob on him.
I was rolling with Jonny and he totally flying wristlocked me. Needless to say, was exhilarating.
Flying Wristlock by The Hobby December 8, 2012

Damien Christopher Whitlock 

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.
Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

Whitlock 

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.
He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.
Whitlock by sblantz December 2, 2010

Westlock, AB 

Westlock is a tiny town that thrives on drugs. There hasn't been much new blood in the town, therefore most people are related, and dating. It is a very small town, that hates Barrhead with every ounce of their being. Hockey games usually result in brawls. We do know how to party though, but only in the bush.
I got the best meth in Westlock, ab
Westlock, AB by x-Westlockian December 1, 2010

to whitlock 

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.
Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.
to whitlock by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010

Kane Whitlock 

A gorgeous boy with medium short wavy hair and has the sweetest smile. He cares for everyone and is often very popular. He has many talents and he is absolutely perfect.
Hey, did you hear about Kane Whitlock? He’s the new kid! I've been wanting to get to know him.
Kane Whitlock by kwfan09112 July 25, 2019