wrinkle fest 

Large group or gathering full of old people;
Pertaining to an excessive amount of elderly or wrinkles

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
My girlfriend's vagina is a wrinkle fest

wrinkle fest by jogobean September 17, 2014

wrinkle fest 

Large group or gathering full of old people

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.

wrinkle fest by jogobean September 17, 2014

Rip Van Winkle festival 

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

Rip Van Winkle festival by hackneydale November 17, 2015