wipe me Share definition Flag 1. (v) an imperative statement given by an individual to another to wipe the butt of said individual; usually regarded as an insult. Person A: Hey, want to engage in covert sexual intercourse? Person B: Wipe me! wipe me by LayingInADitch August 9, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the wipe me mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch