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A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!
Windyke by Stripficianado December 20, 2013

Windy-City Assassin

Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin

Windy City Salad 

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
Windy City Salad by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

Wet n Windy 

Calvin: Dude Laklynn just gave a a wet n windy last night!

James: Are you serious?

Calvin: Hell yeah, it was amazing!
Wet n Windy by BigJax512 April 16, 2019

windy wednesday 

The day in which all people should wear thier finest neon coloured, windbreakers to school, work, or around town. Originally started in the Cowichan Valley, BC.
"Dude i'm stoked Windy Wednesday is tomorrow, my grandma died and left me this sick windbreaker..."
windy wednesday by daisey-duckkk February 11, 2009

Windy City Drifter 

A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.

Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.
It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.