willy wang

1. An accomplished Filipino wushu artist.
2. (less commonly used as) Male Genitalia.

1. I love Willy Wang, *swoons*
2.My willy wang was so hard after amanda walked by

by ScreamingCircle August 8, 2015

Willy Wang

Outrageously cool, hot or repulsive depending on the context.

Wtf, that is so willy wang, wdt!?

Omg that song is so willy wang, I'm gonna download it on limewire right now!

Dude! That chick is willy wang, I'm jerking to her pic right now!

Ew that 2 girls 1 cup vid was willy wang!

by Ellsiree January 20, 2008

wet wang willy

after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence

BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear

by PISAN December 11, 2004

willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

willy wanging

The act of males trying to show they are better than others, by metaphorically getting their cocks out and seeing who has the biggest by "wanging" it out on the table. Bit like peacocks showing their feathers. Usually hyphenated as willy-wanging.

"Down the pub the other night the willy wanging that was going on over who had scored the most birds in their life was hilarious. All virgins I tell ya."

by atari001 May 16, 2016

Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.

Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011

Willy wangler

A dumb person or an insult to call your friends

Friend: *dies in videogame*
Me: oh you LITTLE willy wangler

by Macduck November 23, 2023