wilkobeast

A delightful smelling human - Wilkinson by origin - who when intoxicated or sober, turns into their best version of self and ends up in coloured attire which deafens the eyes of all those who look upon it , whilst influencing others to partake in interpretive dance Tuesdays

Did you see Derek last night, he went full Wilkobeast.

by ZephiraRose June 15, 2017

shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

by Matt Evening May 25, 2007

wildabeast

Any of a breed of large oversized women with bad hygene who call themselves "big boned". The breed tends to have a foul odor, wear out of date clothing, and dress in a proto-hippie manner. Typically feminist, will blame their lack of a relationship of weak minded men rather than their own fould odors or appearance. Most wildabeasts will deny being wildabeasts.

See also mare, maryanne.

I'll never go in the ladies room after that wildabeast has been in there again! The smell was enough to make me retch!

by LanguageWeapon December 27, 2004

wildebeast

A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.

Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

wildebeast

A girl whom has the looks,intelligence, size and stench of a wildebeast. Sometimes discovered in bed after a night of TMD drinking. Normally followed by a sense of shame and heavy application of antimicrobal soap to groin/anus.

" Dude, how much did you drink last night? You hooked up with a wildebeast!"

by fecal blast February 11, 2003

wildabeast hoof

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.

"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

by Shannon and Laurie October 17, 2007

faggot sexy wildabeast

A man that often identifies himself as a "hulking mass" and likes to fuck small bitches in flexi-positions. After he fucks a small "bendy" girl he typically rolls over her to commence squishing.

Girl, I'm tired of these frail niggas, I need me a faggot sexy wildabeast.

by halfpintkilla February 6, 2010