wilfork 

a slang term used to describe poking someone in the eye(s)

Inspired by Vince Wilfork (#75) defensive tackle for the New England Patriots during the last game of the 07/08 season against the Giants

If you don't stop hitting me I'm going to wilfork you!

Ahhh, I can't see I was just wilforked.

wilfork by Kristin and Meghan January 13, 2008

Vince Wilfork Dump 

A dump that fills the entire toilet.

"Dude, I totally just took a "Vince Wilfork Dump". It was massive and smelled terrible."

Vince Wilfork Dump by Dispassionate Surfer May 25, 2012

Vince Wilfork 

A monster

"after Vince Wilfork trucked Eli Manning his momentum was so great that he slid about another 4 feet on his stomach like a walrus."

Vince Wilfork by theNFLfan November 9, 2009

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wilford Warfstashe

A persona of markiplier...(is murderous)

Markiplier: Well hellow everybody...its me...Wilford Warfstashe

Wilford Warfstashe by Katirina rain October 25, 2016