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The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

weston koury 

Someone who is overly obsessed with Ross Lynch along with the skinny legend Rani Rodriguez.
Have you heard of Weston Koury? Yeah, he's Ross Lynch's boyfriend.

Nicole Westbrook 

A preteen girl on Youtube, who sang a horribly autotuned song called "Thanksgiving" which went viral on the internet. This girl is from the same record company as Rebecca Black, Alana Lee, and Ariana Dvornik. It's obviously, about the holiday Thanksgiving. In the video, she sings into a turkey leg, and has a feast with more preteens. It also makes an appearance by Fat Usher. In all, she's another talentless girl trying to make it big on Youtube.
Oh my god. Did you hear Nicole Westbrook's 'Thanksgiving?'
I know, it was terrible.
Poor girl, another victim of fat usher and his record label.

Nicole Westbrook is the new Rebecca Black.
Nicole Westbrook by Potato Face November 27, 2012

William Westmoreland 

General William Westmoreland was made permanent commander of MACV and given command of all US forces in Vietnam. Commanding 16,000 men in 1964, Westmoreland oversaw the escalation of the conflict and had 535,000 troops under his control when he departed in 1968. Employing an aggressive strategy of search and destroy, he sought to draw the forces of the Viet Cong (National Liberation Front) into the open where they could be eliminated. Westmoreland believed that the Viet Cong could be defeated through large-scale use of artillery, air power, and large-unit battles. In late 1967, Viet Cong forced began striking US bases across the country. Responding in force, Westmoreland won a series of fights such as the Battle of Dak To. Victorious, US forces inflicted heavy casualties leading Westmoreland to inform President Lyndon Johnson that the end of the war was in sight. While victorious, the battles that fall pulled US forces out of South Vietnamese cities and set the stage for the Tet Offensive in late January 1968. Striking all across the country, the Viet Cong, with support from the North Vietnamese army, launched major attacks on South Vietnamese cities.
Responding to the offensive, William Westmoreland led a successful campaign which defeated the Viet Cong. Despite this, the damage had been done as Westmoreland's optimistic reports about the war's course were discredited by North Vietnam's ability to mount such a large-scale campaign. In June 1968, Westmoreland was replaced by General Creighton Abrams. During his tenure in Vietnam, Westmoreland had sought to win a battle of attrition with the North Vietnamese, however he was never able to force the enemy to abandon a guerilla-style of warfare which repeatedly left his own forces at a disadvantage.

Westwood Goodbye 

The act of falling asleep while receiving fellatio. It is the antithesis of a Brentwood Hello.
That chick sucked my dick last night, but she was so bad that I ended up giving her a Westwood Goodbye.