waning 

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

waning by chaotica July 24, 2008

waning 

If something's terrible or bad or boring or just generally negative, it's 'waning'. Derived from the cycles of the moon. Opposite of waxing

I hate having to eat brussel sprouts at xmas, they're waning!

waning by SpazOnTheHorizon January 8, 2012

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

waning wood 

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

waning wood by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Waning Gibbous 

A post-nut boner which is in the descending phase resulting in a chub, but not yet fully flaccid.

Man, I nutted over a half hour ago and still have this waning gibbous.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.

Waning Gibbous by SnarfSquad March 18, 2022

waning poetic 

The opposite of waxing poetic. A sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.

Man, that speech started off so well 'til the speaker started waning poetic

waning poetic by A Drop of Golden Sun July 6, 2016

Wiseguy Warning 

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.

That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.

Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023