(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian
the messiah and the flying
spaghetti monster, who has created
everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.
Ian: I am
the messiah of mandalism, we will except any
followers, find our petition online.
Martin:
Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.