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walking penis 

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.
Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!
walking penis by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Walking Penis 

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.
Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

Walking Penis 

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
Walking Penis by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024