A cute, funny, sweet guy. His hair is amazingly soft and he has a way with girls. He loves to tell girls i love you. Especially girls named Hailey and Crystal.
Michael Villines is the most Godly beings on this miserable world. All must follow him, all most worship him. He gives us the happiness we feel. He is kind and loving but can also destroy mortals in mere nanoseconds. All praise be to Michael Villines
A (usually designed to be sexy) female character who the writer or storyteller goes out of their way to make ridiculously evil so the audience will demand, crave, and celebrate her pain, usually with the intention of having something disturbing or sadistic happen to her.
Friend: Malty was so evil! She deserved what she got in the webcomic!
Me: Of course that torture pornvillainess was so evil- how else would the guy who wrote her be able to convince an audience that the woman deserved the sick things he had happen to her? He did it to be an edgelord.