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G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

Fans-Vestite 

A person who switches what team they root. A band-wagon fan.
Chris used to be an Islanders fan, but not he’s a fans-vestite and roots for the Sabres
Fans-Vestite by JohnnyChrome April 18, 2023

Half-vestite 

A person who has begun the transformation to become another gender. They may have begun the hormone treatments and realized it wasn't for them or they may be considering their options.
notable half-vestites:

1 Wendy Williams- she has male qualities but appears female
2 RuPaul - he would complete the transformation but is an established drag queen
Half-vestite by Maximuspwnd April 17, 2010

Bush-Vestite 

Kind of like a transvestite, but hornier and annoying with its "Bush-ism" taunts. It is rare and is mentioned a lot in a Youtube video I saw containing backwards messages in the Pokemon theme song. It is the main antagonist of a commonly flatulant society run by Dr. Breen. They also eat kittens in their tacos and jam out to Pearl Jam.....they really suck. .......oh and u said no one could get more ass than Ron Jeremy.....he is a Bush-Vestite. So is Chuck Norris. And that guy from "Sky High", because that movie sucked more ass than a Matt Warrington. Also they are known to masturbate.....a lot to gay hentei.....like a Matt Warrington.
OMG that fucking Bush-Vestite is eating a kitten!
Bush-Vestite by Harold Penis August 4, 2008
KOROVA, THE ONE WHICH WAS UNDERMINED
damn that new g lead is a real vestite
VESTITE by daunderminer September 19, 2021
Noun:. A covering garment: Clothing, Apparel, Garb; an outer garment; to clothe with a garment; a garment or insignia worn by someone for service;
Verb: To grant or endow with a particular authority, right or property: to clothe with or as if with official or ceremonial garment; to place/give into the possession/discretion of some person/authority.
Rev.19:12-13. His eyes as a flame of fire, and on his head many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he clothed with a VESTURE dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
vesture by DeepThrowWitDancer March 8, 2022