velveeto 

An extremely soft and smooth stomach that is entrancing and stimulating. Years of special work by eating special foods and sporatic work on an ab scissor and gentle care is the only way to obtain a velveeto stomach.

Have you felt deen's velveeto lately? It's perfect!

velveeto by Secret admirer of the velveeto January 17, 2006

velveeta queen 

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

velveeta queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Velveeta 

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

Velveeta by blueduck577 April 8, 2004

velveeta-method 

the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.

That guy is huge..he must use the velveeta-method.

velveeta-method by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011

Velveeta 

Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.

Person1: Wow! Nathan's dick is so small
Person2: Yup, thats a Velveeta alright

Velveeta by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 15, 2021

Velvetoscar 

The best writer on Ao3. Go read Y&B and Gods and Monsters <3

X : Can you suggest me a nice book?
Y: Read Y&B and Gods and Monsters by Velvetoscar on AO3

Velvetoscar by J ¡! January 2, 2022

velveeta 

An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.

" Jim is velveeta. He cries about everything! He opened his birthday card and cried!"

velveeta by Leahann October 11, 2006