vagina canyon 

We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.

"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"

vagina canyon by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016

Canyon Vagina 

The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.

"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."

"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"

Canyon Vagina by Lolpomp August 31, 2022

vagina cannon 

a euphemism for giving birth.

so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon

vagina cannon by plee November 11, 2008

Vagina Cannon 

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

Vagina Cannon by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

Canyonesque Vagina 

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
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Canyonesque Vagina by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006