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Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

Urbanastinating

Addictively wasting hours on Urban Dictionary when you have very important, urgent work to do, even though the mental hiatus could result in suspension, contract termination, social expulsion or in some cases death.

(verb) Urbanastinate.
Ryan: "Check out this new word I found on Urban Dictionary last night"
Andrew: "No ways man. Last time I was caught Urbanastinating in my cubicle I was given a final warning"
Ryan: "Dude, thats why I always urbanastinate in the privacy of my own room"
Urbanastinating by Shoodbwerking December 4, 2010

Urbannaut 

A clothing brand created from the love of astronomy, art and style EST. 2019, it is known that in years to come the brand will take over the fashion streets.
"Bruh wtf! You don't have an Urbannaut tee yet? What the hell are you waiting for?"
Urbannaut by Fashionstreetsx October 28, 2020
opposite of Urbandouche urbandate is when somone trys to make a definition on urbandictonary about how much they love somebody
Joe: i made jenny an URBANDATE for her birthday
Bob: ...
Bob: nice
Urbandate by Leafman April 18, 2009

urbanated 

to have your definition show up on URBAN DICTIONARY'S home page.
I don't know if I can talk to you anymore, I was urbanated today.
urbanated by Deborah Lee September 10, 2006

Urbandale 

Suberb of Des Moines, Iowa

Home of the Urbandale J-Hawks

A growing city that has held on to its small-town charm.
You can rearrange the letters in "Urbandale" to spell "milf-city"
Urbandale by willywanga April 30, 2009