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Caitlin Zhou.

Never wears black and 100% totally mentally sane.

The total opposite of emo.
Person 1: Hey you look so unemo today!
Person 2: Yeah I totally feel like Caitlin Zhou
unemo by pisskinklover123 August 5, 2023

unmotivateable 

A situation where someone is not going to do anything at anytime for any reason despite numerous efforts of encouragement from others.
Repeat requests by both parents were ignored and their offspring remained unmotivateable.
unmotivateable by jpg3 October 31, 2011

Unemployer 

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.
Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!
Unemployer by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz 

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank
"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville
unemployment boyz by GeekALot October 14, 2020

Unmotivated Boop 

The action of lightly poking somebody else’s nose, whilst muttering a monotone (generally low) “boop.”
Boop.”
“That was a very Unmotivated Boop.”
Sorry.”
Unmotivated Boop by Cowboy_ August 23, 2021

unemployment guilt 

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."