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Caitlin Zhou.

Never wears black and 100% totally mentally sane.

The total opposite of emo.
Person 1: Hey you look so unemo today!
Person 2: Yeah I totally feel like Caitlin Zhou
unemo by pisskinklover123 August 5, 2023

unmotivateable 

A situation where someone is not going to do anything at anytime for any reason despite numerous efforts of encouragement from others.
Repeat requests by both parents were ignored and their offspring remained unmotivateable.
unmotivateable by jpg3 October 31, 2011

Unemployer 

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.
Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!
Unemployer by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz 

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank
"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville
unemployment boyz by GeekALot October 14, 2020

Unmotivated Boop 

The action of lightly poking somebody else’s nose, whilst muttering a monotone (generally low) “boop.”
“Boop.”
“That was a very Unmotivated Boop.”
“Sorry.”
Unmotivated Boop by Cowboy_ August 23, 2021

unemployment guilt 

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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