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Two guys in a hotub

Not a porn video, just 2 guys casually chilling in a hotub but obviously 5 feet apart and continuously say "dude I'm not gay, I'm so straight" to ensure everyone is made clear about their sexuality.
Ben: Dude sitting in this hot tub doesn't make us gay right?
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.

Two guys naked in a hot tub 

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.
Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

two guys one cup 

Hey dude, have you seen two guys one cup?
two guys one cup by Tatunda December 29, 2007

Two Guys At Once

Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.
Susie had more "Two Guys At Once" last night than should be legally allowed.
Two Guys At Once by TS Regpark February 18, 2010

two guys one sandbox 

two guys 1 screwdriver 

a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot
two guys 1 screwdriver by assraper69 December 29, 2015