turkeyfuck 

When you use another persons lit cigarette to light your own unlit cigarette,when the two cigarettes touched,it was referred to as "a turkeyfuck" We used this term in the 60's when we were 10-11-12...in Ontario, I have no idea where the term came from, however, a great number of our fathers were WW2 veterens, maybe it is a military term, ps I gave up smoking some time ago!

I don't have any matches, give me a turkeyfuck.

turkeyfuck by whitestone April 30, 2006

turkeyfuck 

To use a lit cigarette to light an unlit cigarette. Common in the canadian prairies and parts of ontario

Person A: Do you have a light?
Person B: No, you'll have to turkeyfuck

turkeyfuck by averisk September 20, 2009

Turkeyfuck 

when you make a turkey with two people's hands instead of doing a high five (one person does a thumbs-up and the other puts their hand as if they were wanting a high five and then you basically "pound it' into the hand)
Then the person with the high-five hand takes their index finger and puts it in and out of the whole made by the thumbs up hand.

Kid 1: Shit thats so sick.
Kid 2: Turkeyfuck on that.

Turkeyfuck by Jackie Rothman July 11, 2007

Turkeyfuck 

A catostrophic chain of events deriving from a screw up in the kitchen. These generally affect the sacred Thanksgiving foods which then angers the large, hungry, peabrained rednecks occupying space in your home. Shouting, violent outbursts, crying, drunken-ess, and lawn fighting usually ensue

You: man my thanksgiving sucked
Friend: why?
You: my mom had all these rednecks over and when the turkey got burnt the whole situation became a Turkeyfuck. I mean it was a drunk, violent, redneck mess.
You: Damn that sux brah

Turkeyfuck by Xto tha iggy w to the wizza November 29, 2010

turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

turkeyneck alarm clock by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

Turkeyface 

Turkeyfacing is the act of smashing a turkey sandwich into the face of someone you don’t like. Turkeyfacing’s origins can be traced to the USVI where locals use it as an effective way to shut up douchebag wanna be rappers who are trying to free style. Turkeyfacing quickly shows the douchebag that neither you nor your friends want to hear his failed attempt at rapping. Traditionally the douchbag is required to buy you another turkey sandwich due to the fact that his spontaneous freestyle left you no choice but to destroy your perfectly good sandwich.

I told him to shut his face when he talked to me, but he didn’t listen so I just turkeyfaced his modda skunt!!!

Turkeyface by Dick VI October 15, 2009

Tuckerfucker 

One of the best inventions ever --> A microwave
Nukes the shit out of your food.

Invented by some crazy cunt that thought it would be cool to burn shit with lasers. Yew

Just some Classic Aussie Slang

"Hey, can I borrow your tuckerfucker to cook my 2 minute noodles?"

Tuckerfucker by classicaussiebloke March 10, 2019