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the berries are low on the turkey bush 

Your chances are good.
It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

Bush Turkey 

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.
Bush Turkey by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Bush Turkey 

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
Bush Turkey by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)