turducken 

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.

1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."

turducken by Chumbucket October 31, 2006

turducken 

deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing

turducken by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Turducken 

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.

A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.

Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.

Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.

Turducken by nepalunaris December 7, 2016

turducken 

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

turducken by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005

turducken 

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.

1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.

turducken by SongMonk October 26, 2006

Turducken 

sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period

Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.

After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.

Turducken by Touch Down May 1, 2014

Turducken 

Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"

He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.

Turducken by Dangerous T and Karl May 13, 2008