turbo pull
A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.
turbo pull by turbo pull February 2, 2017
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Turboo Pull
In a mmorpg when someone pulls way to many mobs in order to receive massive amounts of expirience, typically atleast one person will die. Named after the eq player Turboo.
Turboo Pull by Aerodraxil December 15, 2006
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Pulling a Turco
Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
Pulling a Turco by Zeebot July 1, 2021