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TRUMPHANGER 

Telling someone you have an idea that will make them big bucks but you'll tell them later because it's the best and you need to deliver it at the best time because it's huge.
I have a plan for you that you can make a fortune on, I'll tell you on sunday. Sorry for the trumphanger
TRUMPHANGER by SNEAKERPUMPERNICKEL January 11, 2017

veiny triumphant bastard 

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

non triumphant 

I was having a most non triumphant day, everything was totally bunged up.
non triumphant by dbammmz October 29, 2006

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.
Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

Triumphant Knee Banger 

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.
Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

Triumphant 

A word used to describe someone who is superior, better, or victorious over everyone else
Guy1: Dude, I just kicked everyone's ass in my boxing match

Guy2: Man, you are totally triumphant!
Triumphant by InuXX June 15, 2009