total sex 

When something is so fucking awesome it's as good or better than sex.

Fucking last night's concert was total sex.

total sex by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Total sex day 

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

Total sex day by jkjkdany May 26, 2020