total rectoblow 

a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your anus.

Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!

total rectoblow by longrod vanhugendong February 19, 2009