topsite 

A large FTP that people with high position in the warez scene get access to. Usually updated daily with 0sec releases, people with access to these sites sometimes will FXP these files to lesser users, depending on their personality.

Dood Chris! You got the topsite hookup, FXP me some 0day shit!

topsite by Samuron June 5, 2005

Topster 

For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top

2.My girlfriend is top

However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster

2.My girlfrind is the topster

1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .

Topster by #princeofalltradeskingofnone November 19, 2018

topside pool piss 

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

topside pool piss by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

TopZite

That's my Gamertag.

Obama: Hey dude what was your Gamertag again?
Me: TopZite

TopZite by TopZite October 15, 2020

topside browner 

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

topside spoon 

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

topside spoon by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

gone topside 

Died.

So many of us have already gone topside

gone topside by TGKF March 27, 2003