the smarts 

you have the necessary level of intelligence to complete a given task

"I don't feel good about the test."
"Relax already, you'll be fine. You've got the smarts."

the smarts by kevin'o' May 4, 2014

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

The Smart Ass by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth 

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

The smart kid 

That kid that is WAY to smart for the whole class and is obviously the favorite student.

Person 1: “Omg, i wish i was the smart kid!”
Person 2: “ I know right! All the teachers love them!”

The smart kid by Im just tired November 2, 2022

Jack woods the smart man 

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life

Jack woods the smart man needs a life

Jack woods the smart man by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020

TSP- The smart people 

Some retards on a discord server I honestly don’t like.

I hate TSP- The smart people That fucking group is annoying

TSP- The smart people by The Smart People April 29, 2019