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the swagger dance

(noun) This phrase is a combination of the words swagger and dance. Swagger refers to one's comfortability aka confidence, pride, etc., with oneself, meanwhile dance is just a form of self expression through movement. Therefore the person that does the swagger dance exhibits swagger and the ability to simultaneously dance thus meaning that this person is dancing in a cool manner. The person doing the swagger dance is usually in other environments a reserved individual.
"Look at my gym coach over there dancing!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"
the swagger dance by kiaracita August 29, 2012

the exaggerated swagger of a black teen 

your friend: hey dude, how would you describe miles morales?
you: the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

The Ohio swagger

It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.
During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.

i got too much swagger for the dagger 

If ur about to get stabbed just say “I got too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone
Example from danganronpa
Sayaka: I got too much swagger for the dagger
11037: oh shit sorry bae

the spy who shagged me 

Character formally known as Austin Danger Powers or the international man of mystery. Fought numerous battles with Dr. Evil and got alot of ass in the process. Will go down in history as one of the greatest shaggers of all time.