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The Priz 

A princess. Enjoys Dairy Queen. In the closet but not for the reason that most would expect. The priz is 8" 7 and towers above her much shorter sister. There is some question around her true complexion and age, however what is certain is that she is one secsy mf. The only person ever found to be a competitor is her triple thicc milf of a mom. The priz prides hersef in her proficiency in the field of orally satisfying others. She is usually clothed in stained champion sweatpants and a variety of darker hoodies.
HOMELESS GUY: "Who's that sleeping on the park bench at 4am?
OTHER HOMELESS GUY: "That is the Priz"

MALL INHABITANT: "Who's that throwing up at the mall?"
OTHER MALL INHABITANT: "That is the Priz"
The Priz by BIGTIT57NDR0M3 August 15, 2018

Rise for the prize 

To become erect for sex.
Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!
Rise for the prize by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.
After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Guess the size see the prize 

A game in which men or women try to guess the size of a certain body part and upon guessing correctly the person whose body part was guessed, must show that body part to the guesser.
Hey I bet if we get Jason to play guess the size see the prize with us we may be able to score some pics of his fine ass gf.

winning the prize 

Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.
"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."
winning the prize by Hukuma Xpyweb September 4, 2004

winning the prize 

The act of obtaining the correct answer to a task, only to be rewarded with nothing.
Stu: Yo so I took the mackin' to this Catholic bitch, ne?

John: Seen, ese.

Stu: And I give her da trinkets and shit, but no goosie.

John: LOL! Vato... YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Stu: ....

John: NO PRIZE!!!!

*slams hand down VERY forcefully on desk*
winning the prize by Theeph June 2, 2003